Discussing the Disney version of Hercules with Professor Edmonds (my super-awesome Major Advisor) is incredibly entertaining. I don't know what drugs Disney was collectively smoking/ dropping, but holy crap. I love the movie as a humorous look at the mythology and ancient world, but there are some things that are disturbing about it now that I know more Greek mythology/ the real, non-fluffy version.
There is SO MUCH wrong with that movie, I'm not entirely sure where to start. Actually, let me start by saying that I understand it is a children's movie (though why you would make a children's movie about Hercules is completely beyond me), and that Disney takes the "ick" out of fairy tales and legends that it turns into movies. I will rant about the inaccuracies in a minute, but they not only took things out, they put things in that had no business being in that movie or any Disney movie.
If you have a child see "Cinderella" and then later on ask them to tell you the story, in a middle school or high school class for example, he or she will get the story correct. Their account would be lacking in brutal details, but that's fine. If a teacher asked a student to tell the story of Hercules and all they have is the Disney movie, said teacher will probably be compelled to slam his or her head against the wall repeatedly. Yes, Hercules had to perform feats of heroic strength and defeat monsters as part of his assigned labors. Do you know
why he had to perform those labors?
Because he slaughtered his wife (Megara. Yeah, the one he saves in the movie) and children, in an insane rage sent by Hera. Keep in mind, guns don't exist yet. The chosen weapon of Hercules was a club, to give you an example of his fighting style. How brutal do you think those murders were?
I don't even know why you would make a movie about Hercules to begin with. He was the biggest douche bag to
ever appear in Greek mythology... or anywhere really. He was a horrible, awful person that happened to be the son of Zeus and possessed super strength (at the clear expense of his brain). He was glorified in the ancient world in Hero Cults. I don't mean to say crazed fans and admirers, I mean religious cult worship, often said to be established by him. He was glorified in that there were myths written about him, and he was admired for his great strength, and his... strength, and um... yeah, that's it. He was a perma-drunk, over-sexed, misogynistic mass murderer and rapist. (As a side note, unless specified to the contrary, when a god or hero sleeps with a woman in Greek mythology, its generally accepted to have been rape.)
For example, he once competed in an archery contest hoping to win the prize of marrying the king's daughter (the fact that you're in a different kingdom means your existing marriage doesn't count, right?). He did win, but her father refused. Hercules later returned to the city and conquered it. He found the princess and ordered her to beg him to take her. She refused, obviously. So,
he threatened to kill her parents unless she begged him to kidnap her, rape her repeatedly, and make her a slave in his house under the watchful eye of his wife. She refused again. He
murdered her parents in front of her. Then, when she was his by force, he couldn't be bothered to spend time with her. He didn't take her with him, didn't make use of her then, he didn't take her back to his home, he made a slave do it. After all that. Like a child who throws a tantrum to get a toy and then once he gets it, doesn't feel like playing with it. He also mutilated a group of heralds he passed on the road because he didn't like the terms (collecting cattle as tribute) of the treaty they were on their way to collect.
Clearly, I'm not a fan.
Beyond the fact that he's awful and Disney should have nothing to do with him,
ever, they don't even do the story right. Disney does wicked step-mothers very well. The whole Hercules story is supposed to revolve around a wicked step-mother. But Disney didn't do it. Why not???? Since Disney doesn't care about complete accuracy with the mythology, I don't see why they couldn't have magically inserted a legitimate mortal wife that died (to avoid that whole bastard thing) before he married Hera. They magically inserted Pegasus after all.
Also, Megara, wtf?! In the myth she's Hercules' wife and he murders her (by most accounts) and their children, so... oh, let's make her betray him and make her a semi-villain for a bit! Yeah, that's not horrible.
The Moirai (The Fates - Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos), are not the same as The Graeae (The Gray Ones - Enyo, Deino, and Pemphredo).
My Major Advisor also pointed out some things I had originally missed or forgotten. By his analysis, the movie is full of Christian morality and imagery. The whole idea of being a hero and letting go of one's self for the greater good was completely foreign to the mythological Greek mind (it's a Roman heroic/ Christian martyr or saint concept). That's just not how Greek heroes worked. They would laugh at you if told them that. And where did witches selling their souls come from?? That would not even occur to a Greek mind. Souls aren't detachable. You lose it, you're dead, end of story. And who would be collecting souls? No, that's not what Hades does. That's not at all what he does. He takes you when you're
dead, fully dead, not just kinda. You can't be two places at once. There are people that he keeps in the Underworld who are later released, but they aren't down there and walking around on earth at the same time. That would (if it were possible) probably piss him off and robbing Hades of his due is a bad idea. When you descend to the Underworld you are effectively dead. This is why other gods and goddesses, with the exception of Hermes the deliverer of souls, generally don't/ can't go down to Hades. They can't die. The difference for mortals that do make the descent is that visitors still have physical substance, resident shades don't. Back to the main point, ancient sorceresses most certainly worked with chthonic deities in a somewhat businesslike relationship, but they didn't
sell their souls.
I did like how they did the Muses. I perhaps should be upset that they seem to have lost a few since I love the Muses dearly, but I love how they portrayed them nonetheless.
The Gospel Truth is fantastic. I think it accurately updates the job and power of the Muses. Changing "Sing O Muse" to "You go girl" is hilarious. Their claim that "it may seem impossible, but that's the Gospel true" is straight out of ancient literature. There was/ is a debate about whether something must be true if the Muses say it. They were said to sing truths and "many falsehoods like real things". So, they sang the truth, but when they sang lies it was exactly like them singing truths... so... ? Do you believe a divinely inspired poet, or not?
The introduction is amazing! I mean the party on Olympus. The way they did the gods is great, Hades especially! With his bitterness toward the other gods for their cushy jobs and his jab at Zeus for "bestowing" his job on him. Awesome. Big brother totally got the short end of the stick, and he's pissy.
Most importantly! Watch
Hades' entrance to the party. There is a
fanfuckingtastic homage there. It also shows just how messed up this is, apparently Disney knew they were doing some twisted stuff. WATCH IT.
And even though he shouldn't be there, I loved their portrayal of Pegasus. Baby Pegasus is
the cutest thing EVAR!For all my bitching and fervent dislike of the mythological Hercules, if I forget about how messed up their portrayal of his story is (incorrect and kind of sick), its an enjoyable movie. I certainly loved it when I was younger, and I still do. The fact that one of my favorite Disney movies was about Greek mythology should have been a sign lol. I had a Megara backpack for school. I haven't seen the movie all the way through in a long time, and I'd really like to. I'll just have to forget the things that bother me about it. Which I think I can do for the sake of the humor. And baby Pegasus.